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Serious news for Serious Canadians. Seriously.
Chatting with a friend the other day, we both agreed, the recent election in Canada caused us to act like, dare I say it, Americans. And that's probably not the greatest compliment these days. I apologize to all the "good" Americans. But for the rest of you, rot in...
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