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Ellis Island now Toronto Island
Ellis Island has been Declared Toronto Island by Doug Ford After a heated week of geography musical chairs, Ontario Premiere Doug Ford has agreed to set the record straight. Lake Ontario, originally named after indigenous leader Big Chief Floating Water...
Ghost of Dale Carnegie tells Pete Hoekstra his book can’t work miracles
In light of all of Pete Hoekstra's less than encouraging words on Cusma to Canadians, the ghost of Dale Carnegie emerged with some helpful advice. He informed Mr Hoekstra, that in spite of having helped 30 million people with his book, "How to Win Friends and...
David Suzuki sees his shadow on Canada Day. 6 more weeks of heatwaves.
Renowned climate expert, David Suzuki advanced climate technology on Canada Day. Asked about his new methodology, he responded, "Nature knows what nature knows." He plans on furthering his scientific strides exponentially in the coming months and years with other...
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