Guests of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez star studded wedding were greeted with artisanal centerpiece creations which bore a resemblance to bags of money. These hand crafted cotton bags had dollar signs, said to be hand painted by carefully trained 5 year olds imported from China. Inside each bag were stacks of money, personally kissed by the couple before sealing each bag and placing them at all of the tables.
“Nothing says thank you like a series of center pieces made with love and stuffed with money”, according to Sanchez. The glowing couple were hoping guests will remember the special day for at least the time it takes them to load up the bags of cash into the back of their limosines as they are shuttled them back to their private jet.
In the meantime, the couple were feeling so generous, they gifted an entire warehouse of Amazon production workers the privilege of turning on the air conditioning, as well as shiny new pee bottles, in lieu of actual bathroom breaks.
The loving couple did make a donation to local Venetian charities so they could begin the expensive clean up that always accompanies billionaires who “know how to party”.
Lauren Sanchez did take note that Jeff Bezos applied the same formula of lazor planned details to his wedding as he did to building up his multi-billion dollar company, stating “I learned a few things this time around. I’ll definitely have some improvements for my next wedding.”
