In light of all of Pete Hoekstra’s less than encouraging words on Cusma to Canadians, the ghost of Dale Carnegie emerged with some helpful advice. He informed Mr Hoekstra, that in spite of having helped 30 million people with his book, “How to Win Friends and Influence People” he is throwing in the towel on Mr Hoekstra. Appearing as a premonition, he told Mr Hoekstra that his book can’t work those kind of miracles.
Meanwhile, the restaurants association has sent out a warning. Should Mr Hoekstra decide to dine in a Canadian restaurant, the association can’t protect him from a kitchen magician leaving something “not on the menu” in the middle of his penne a la primivera. More details to come.
